Thicker Than Water

Launching on Etsy in 2026, Thicker Than Water is my brand of greeting cards for dysfunctional families, because let’s face it—not every relationship gives us the warm fuzzies. For those obligatory celebrations, Thicker Than Water blends humor and long-held grudges for a sentiment they won’t forget.

The Dysfunction Collection is a line of cards for people who fight at Thanksgiving and need a drink (or five) to get through any family gathering. It’s okay to call your dad out on Father’s Day as long as it’s in the form of a nice, sturdy card.