Thicker Than Water

Thicker Than Water is my soon-to-be brand of greeting cards for dysfunctional families, because let’s face it—not every relationship gives us the warm fuzzies. For those obligatory celebrations, Thicker Than Water blends humor and long-held grudges for a sentiment they won’t forget.

The Dysfunction Collection is a line of cards for people who fight at Thanksgiving and need a drink (or five) to get through any family gathering. It’s okay to call your dad out on Father’s Day as long as it’s in the form of a nice, sturdy card.